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groove311

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Re: Comebacks for height insults.

hey dude just say, "Let's say you die in a few days. Do u think i would care?"

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Re: Comebacks for height insults.

ask them how many millions of people know them compared to a Bill gates or Tom Cruise or Leonardo Dicaprio. Are u more important than a homeless person? why? If they die tomorrow, how many thousands of people will remember them and show up to their funeral? How does their income compare to Warren buffet? Is she hot enough to have Tom cruise give them a call? Are they important enough to have a meeting with President Obama?

ur not special bro. nobody is.

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Re: Comebacks for height insults.

ask them for their iq, tell them to get a calculator, and compare it to a year of a fortune CEO's salary. ask them if they're hot enough to have a hollywood actress give them a call.

ask them how many hollywood actress would date them. do they think angelina jolie is interested in them? do they have enough money to support jennifer aninston? what about britney spears? ask them how many thousands of people would show up to their funeral if they died compared to a US president?

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Re: Can you believe some people actually find short women unattractive?

Good question. imo, a 5'1" girl looks less attractive compared to a 5'6" with same everything. have u seen a beautiful midget? beautiful dwarf?

beautiful 5'1" supermodel?

clothes just look better if ur on the taller side than shorter side imo, not always but most imo. another reason i prefer an average girl around 5'6". Not a beautiful 5'0" tall. It doesn't mean I'll never fall for one.

Around a 5'0" i feel i am her bodyguard. If a robber with a gun comes and points the gun I'm not gonna protect her, I'll protect myself. I'll pass on the offer to get my medal or gold ribbon. If a tornado comes along blasting the window shield, I'm not gonna "protect her" I'll open the car door and start sprinting away.

Why would u want to die protecting someone? To get a ribbon? To get a pat on the back? To be remembered after u die? Hell after I die I won't even care if they remember me or not.

I charge for body guard service. $80/hr.

I don't wish to guarantee her I'll hug her tightly with my arms when a twister or earthquake comes along. There is always money back guarantee when I fail to do so.