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He asks how many shots to forget he is 5'3?
Even at this height, I don't think he is in an impossible situation. |
2 | 218 | by CorporateGuy |
Her requirements when you're above vs below 6 feet
It's real... |
0 | 189 | by Buncome |
When you're 5'6 and she says she only dates 6 feet guys
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0 | 932 | by MrMiyagi |
Are you taller than a bat? Philippines megabat has 5'6 wingspan
This bat from the Philippines has a 5'6 wingspan!
https://www.batcon.org/article/goldencrowned-flying-fox/
There are actually bats in the same region which are slightly larger which is crazy! Are you taller than it? |
0 | 540 | by TinyWizard |
Started by joshbaskins
Why so many short men are muscular
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0 | 1,443 | by joshbaskins |
Women on dating apps are height supremicists
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1 | 1,188 | |
Comebacks for height insults.
I don't get a lot of height jokes, but I have a colleague at work who is two inches shorter than me and not a day goes by where someone doesn't insult him for his height. Whenever they insult him he just stays quiet and laughs it off, but I can tell he is uncomfortable.
Whenever someone sends a joke my way, I destroy them by sizing them up and picking out something they'd be insecure about. I'm not insecure for being short, but I bet the people who insult me when they do it assume so.
So what comebacks do you have and use? This should be a useful and comprehensive list. |
21 | 106,715 | by TinyWizard |
Started by FefePapa
A non-offensive height joke
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when they say short people problems, they only address short females!!
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2 | 2,374 | by d11221 |
Started by igotu226
All of us are taller than Bananas lol.
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0 | 1,004 | by igotu226 |
Kevin Hart's 3 secrets to hilarious storytelling
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1 | 1,264 | |
Started by TinyWizard
How I feel when I visit the midwest
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0 | 1,080 | by TinyWizard |
Started by FatBanger
How to talk to short people
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Heightist girl gets a dose of her own medicine
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How to respond when somebody points out how short you are...
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2 | 1,312 | by gymshorts |
Remember that viral Tinder convo? It made the Sun paper.
For those who don't remember, it's about the woman getting trolled after saying she hates short guys and says on her profile that if a guy is under 5'7, he better swipe left. After that, the guy says "all short guys should be exterminated right" to which she says "yeah" but then gets mad when he starts talking about fat girls. |
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