Q: Why are you so short?

A: Cause my body misunderstood where to grow (Hint, big penis)

Q: Is that why your ass is so big?

A: Yea, cause there has to be balance, otherweise i would fall backwards.

Here is a cute one

God only let things grow untill they are perfect. Some of us just didnt take as long as others!

"It doesnt matter when we lay down"

"Like in the animal kingdom, shorter animals of the same species live longer, that counts humans aswell" 

"Says the guy/gil with a big belly or small tits"

"Good things comes in small gifts, guess santa wasnt happy with you"

"If you say that one more time, i will smack you"

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Hahahhaha im done! 
Well, honestly i do get your opinion. And its a bit broken, but what ever. 
Altho' i differ from beauty and makeup, i dont find a girl attractive just cause shes a makeup god and does something about herself. It will help making her more attractive, but there is fine line between beauty and doing something about yourself.
I see a lot of women dressing like total sluts, and im thinking slut. And at least in my mind, i make her the devil of the world, and while i used to, want to take a Spear from Greenland and shove it up her back through her heart and crucify her with it, i with age changed my view on things.
What i do agree with you on, is the rape part. My view on it is very different from many others.
I dont really think that cause they dress provactively they deserve to be raped.
I think as it, that men have a sexual need, that they dont get in a large scale, While majority of women are basically sluts. 
Women tend to have sex with the same group of guys, while the rest of the guys are left out, and that makes them desperate. 
Once i went 5 years without sexual female contact, and i really thaught of raping someone, cause i was so desperate. It twists your mind, foulding it into something that does not belong on this world.
So in that reguard i do understand rape, and im not feeling sorry for the girl.
But if the reason for the rape is cause the guy does it for power or any other reason, then i dont find it okay.

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Humans have no insticts eh?
Why dont you tap 150k years back in the future and see how different humans are now from then? The answer is basically close to 0.
Humans are animals just as much as your pet dog, or the sea turtle you saw on your last holiday is.
When you put every animals survival method in a nutshell, you will see that humans base behavior is the ~same.

I would recommend you watching the movie "Lucy" and listen to Morgan Freeman' lecture. Even tho the movie is fictional based on a theory about brain capacity and dimensions i still think it would benefit your general view on this topic. 
Imo, saying that you dont believe accepted facts, is the same as running from the reality that we live in!

Ohh and btw.

- Fear is an instinct to keep you alive in dangerous situations

- Anger is an instict which serves the same purpose as ^

- Guilt is an instict

- Anxity is an instict

i could keep going, basically every feeling you feel in your body is an instict.

Cause short men are much better in everyway in life than tall men. Short men are the misformed unicorns in life.
 

Women findt short guys unattractive, but we have everything else. So they get jealous and angry cause what they find attractive dont even have what we have! Not even remotely! 

Anyone else says differently, show them that we might be shorter, but they are the ants!